The Eagles - No Endangered Species

By Nathan Black

The Eagles are old. They are really old and wrinkly like prunes. I remember when they used to be called the Eaglets back in the caveman days (although I'm not really that old - I was only joking). Maybe now they should call themselves the California Condors - those are the ones that get to be really, really old, right? Or are they the extinct ones? I never can remember.